I don’t know why Daddy brings me to these parties.

All the people are old and they won’t let me drink and I hate shrimp and for some reason shrimp is in all of the little snacks and Daddy won’t stop dragging me from person to person and I hate how his gross friends always look at me with their creepy old-guy eyes and who is that cute guy and why is he staring at me and what’s that he’s reaching f