“So you got a plan yet?”
“Well, tomorrow, I think I’ll create Earth.”
“Wow, that’s ambitious.”
“Yeah, shouldn’t be a big project. I got it all sketched out on this napkin.”
“Ok, then what?”
“Well, I was thinking of throwing a bunch of these guys on it.”
“I see. What do you call them?”
“These are Dinosaurs. Neat, right? I made like 16 different kinds.”
“Pretty cool. What are they going to do?”
“Not sure. Gonna kill ’em the day after.”
“Kind of harsh.”
“Well they are sort of a test. The next thing is gonna be way bigger.”
“And that is?”
“Humans.”
“What are who-mens?”
“Humans are going to be a lot of fun. They are going to have the skills to make Earth really awesome.”
“So, what are you going to do on the fifth day?”
“Basically just maintenance. Some animals, disasters, stuff like that.”
“Alright then, the next day. What happens then?”
“I dunno. Kill the humans?”
“So soon?”
“Nah, it’ll seem like a long time for them.”
“Huh, ok. And then what happens after that?”
“After that?! Shit, I’m gonna take a nap.”