“Spam!”

‘We don’t eat meat!" his three daughters, Lana, Anna and Vana responded in unison.

“No, not that you silly girls! I’ve recently discovered there’s a new free way to advertise, they call it SPAM! It was created for people just like us!”

“Gather round. Here’s what we do, we spend the next few months posting our business profile on other well-established sites. We can post it in comment sections, free blogs, product review boards, just post anywhere you can create a free account. Look, here’s one I’m going to posted on first, this silly site called Ficly, I think it’s a blog on how to cook noodles. Anyway, we don’t have to pay for any of it!”

Then John got a bright idea: He would find the websites of every law firm and business in the city and post BAD stuff about each of them on each other’s websites. Then, just before it all blows up, hell send out a mass emailing offering his new Holland Mediation Services.

John Holland pulled up a chair to create his first free advertisement on Ficly.