Ficly

The Great Escape

This world is ending soon, it’s true, I saw it on A.B.C.‘s World News Tonight with Diane Sawyer. I’d leave her behind but grab the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost and hitch a ride on the Great Space Coaster-

Sing along, follow the bouncing ball!

“It’s the Great Space Coaster. Get on board.
On the Great Space Coaster. We’ll explore.

A comet ride of fantasy
To a place where dreams are fast and free
With new friends and new things to see
We’ll spin you through the galaxy!

@

On the Great Space Coaster. Oh-oh-oh.
On the Great Space Coaster. Off we go.

Get on board, step in-" naner naner naner, wabba! wabba! wabba!

Of course I can hear me listening…what?

If you’re mentally tuned into me, I’m on channel 7

I feel like a T.V. dinner, all hot-n-smelly!

OMG! Obama is Obama backwards!

Hey YOU! I’m ready for my Flintstone’s Vitamin shot, get my throat toilet ready.

Don’t ask ME what time it is, I don’t eat clocks!

A shank, rope, dog repellent and bug spray… I hate bugs.

View this story's 5 comments.