Love Letter to a Cylon
Dearest Grace Park,
I’ve been watching you for a while now. I know your not a real Cylon and thats a shame, but at least I can tell you how amazing you are without getting blown up or something. My friends and I have all sent letters to Ron on your befalf should he decide to make a new Star Trek TV show. You are the most georgeous woman in Sci-Fi. Well you and Summer Glau. Do you know her? A Cylon and a Terminator would make a hot team. My friends and I would watch that show. Every day. Every episode, every day. Well until there were more episodes than hours. Oh wait we could just set up another TV and watch two episodes at once. Will you marry me? My friend Doug thinks Tricia is hotter but Bug, Jerry, Vance and I know your waaaaaaay hotter. You could kick her A$$(butt) anyday. Please come see me. I’m in the process of moving out of my parents house. They said since I am 30 now, I should be on my own, but I’ll still have internet. so I can still chat on www.graceparkrocks.com
Sincerly,
Tiberius Adama