old people creep me out ;=)

Teetering on the brink of being really gross, but the last line totally makes it.

Seriously, any further and I would have gotten physically ill.

I have to agree with Olivaw. It was getting to be too much but you knew to spare us.

Willy, buddy, something has happened. I no longer feel a need to kiss your ass.

With that out of the way, this felt like it had a void. It was clever and humorous, sure, but there was nothing of substance that I could see. Obviously there is not a whole lot of room, but reading it, it felt more like a post you would make than a story you would write.

An A for effort, but a C for execution.

yeah I second the almost gross comment and yet i thought the little hints about no arthritis and not squeaky hips was highly amusing never having been made to consider this before..

Oh wow. Any further and yeah, I’d be sick. But you’ve got good pacing and timing and congrats, no one threw up.