“I didn’t know they allowed pets in here. What are your cat’s names?”

“Clot and Curd.”

“They smell nice and terrible, mangy too. Absolutely disgusting, what do you feed them?”

“The very best, Rendered Pride. I see you have cages, what kind of birds do you have?”

“How nice of you to ask. I have a pair of rare White Bats, Burp and Slurp. I keep finding them in bed with me in the morning. I’ve become a little anemic so I need to put them up for the night.”

“Oh, memories. I had two bats too, and now I have these furless creatures, you can figure out the rest. Not a pretty picture.”

“Oh look, there’s Hepathia….Hello Hepathia….she’s the worst kind of witch, makes all sorts of noise during the day, almost human like.”

“Is she the one who has a pack of wild dogs roaming the town? I’ve heard about them, vicious!”

“Vicious…Ha! 30 Chihuahuas, all the size of a half dollar.”

“I heard they attack like a starving school of piranhas, they ate Drizella’s horse, bone and all!”

“Oh my, Chew huahuas!”