Writer was walking through the internet when he found a graphing calculator in the road. He picked it up, and took it home. But he made the mistake of leaving it on his desk.
Burner saw it, and he decided to modify it.
He went to his workroom, took out his soldering iron, and went to work.
When the day was done, there was a cobbled together robot made from a graphing calculator, alarm clock, a speak and spell, and a toaster.
Writer wasn’t pleased.