Overall brilliant take on zombies, I was grinning the whole time. Great piece!

Thanks! I’m mostly happy with it, except I had to do a lot of cutting and changing to fit the character limit, might need work

this reminds me of when bill gates released a cloud of mosquitos and no one did a damn thing because he’s bill fucking gates

delightful

Out of the mush of zombie stories came this gem. Hilarious; the tone throughout is great.

here is my critique on this: it’s been suggested to me that my writing often feels like a collection of sentences. Each stands alone, but without transition, it can feel a little jumbled. This piece, partly because I kept changing it around to fit the character limit, suffers a bit from the usual problem. if it wasn’t considered a hate crime to give anything less than a five, and it wasn’t my own story( I will never rate myself lower), I’d give it a three

The title goes perfectly with the story. Bill Gates is just some rich zombie in real life to, so i don’t know if i would call this fiction. *