I wrote it first as a poem. I edited it a little and entered it here.

Bizarre and screwy, like Seuss taken up a notch on the weird and turned a bit towards the dark.

In other words, I liked it! Very inventive entry into the challenge.

A-ha! Like a cyberpunk Seuss! Total joy ensues!

I love this, the way that you use interesting vocabulary is very Seuss-like!
I think the wording is the cherry on top so it’s super interesting and keeps the attention. :)