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Out of bed. Got most of the bodies chopped up and put in trash bags by 7. Little Michelle was so cute, “I’m helping daddy!”, but I had to take the severed hand away from her and she cried a bit. What a little trooper! Just a few months ago she wouldn’t come near the corpses. Joyous dumpster dropoff session with happy ending. Had a great meal of “left-overs” with some organic fava beans from Whole Foods. Channeling thankfulness at the continued incompetence of our local constabulary.

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