Into the Arms of Digital Angels

His death was fast. So that’s a good thing.

I guess, I don’t really know. All I do know is the poor kid has arms and legs in angles I didn’t really even know was possible.

The coroner said that the arms are like that because the bones were near shattered upon contact.

19 years old and he ended up looking like a swastika made of burnt meat.

Christ he smells.

The tech nerds at the station were able to leech some information out of the hardrive. Lot’s of messages and tweets, whatever the hell those are, to a porn star named Delilah Stone. She runs a virtual sex site, complete with user input.

When I asked the tech nerds what that meant they showed what looked to be a blood pressure cuff, complete with Delilah’s open mouth and logo on the side.

Coroner rules it death by electrocution through the penis. The cuff constricted so much his member entrapped him before it disintegrated.

Ah, young love ain’t what it used to be.

I pick up some flowers before I go home.

I love you baby…

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