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Allen Alfredson, was a brutish bully, constantly conniving and doing dastardly deeds. Each elegant eaglet that flew free from him grieviously grew into a horrific harpy, indicating irrationality.
Joining jaguars, jackrabbits, kangaroos, kinkajous, llamas, lions and lemurs, many mighty mammals nearsightedly neglected nabbing (or other options), perhaps persuading people to quickly quarantine the quixotic Allen.
Rather repulsive results soon started showing. To teach terrible Allen understanding and unity, a very vociferous vizier wished wisdom, xerostoma and xanthoma. Yet, young yaks still left the zany zoo zonked.