With a nice Chianti of course. Silly goose.

I really like this story. Slightly awkward wording in a couple of places, but a very good idea conveyed pretty well.

Dude! its all fun and games till a zombie pulls out your eye. i love zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice bit of screwball comedy in this. My only gripe is that you could’ve found a slightly less clumsy tense than the past perfect. (Sorry, even that sentence is awkward.) I would’ve had Andy wondering what went wrong, then rewound into a flashback style present or simple past to tell the story and bring the reader up to the twist. Niiiiiiice twist though :)

Oh my goodness. Aha. I wasn’t expecting that closing line. xD good job. I like the idea of it. I also like how he decides to try eating someone. Hehe