Batman was born a confused child, at the tender age of zero. When he emergest from the womb of his mutha he felt a sweeping sensation across the nation. His penis was erect.

It is now ten years later. Batman just turned ten and he was eating ALL the birthday cake they had. Suddenly, he noticed a young girl across the table. She was wearing red and green tights, not to mention a mask (!). Batman walked across the party lawn, cake in hand, to greet her.

“Be’est thou name, me lady?” Batman inquired suavely.

“Meine nomen ist Robin,” the girl told him, cooly.

It is now eight years later and both the characters are of consenting age. Deep into his utility belt Batman submerged his gloved hand. The warm juices soothed it. Seconds later, amazingly, he pulled out his Bat-Shaft! An artistic rendering is shown below:

“BAT SPLOOGE!” <==========3

The Dark Knight eyed himself proudly. “From henceforth, this Bat-Shaft will be Christened ‘Bat-Penis’.” A sardonic smile crept across his wry face.