That is disturbing. Certainly Santa is stressed, so many families need him, but so few believe, or behave! I hope Mrs. Claus can get him to relax and that she has plenty of noodle soup and a vaporizer.

“My elves are healthy.”

Perfect.

32 Squared: after reading some of your work — the fact that you think a goofy quote from this story as “perfect” is a great compliment.