Let’s say you wake up one day and say to yourself, “Boy, I’m going to do something today!” This isn’t something you were expecting to do. No, this is a sucker punch of a feeling that takes hold of you and gives you a couple of slaps what for.

“What could I do?” you ask yourself. Well I’m glad you asked, because there’s a load of garbage that needs to be taken outside with your name on it.

Haha, just kidding. No, you’re thinking of doing something big today. Not going to touch any of that school work, or chores. You’re not even going to ask out that girl Jean in the apartment down the street because that’s just too easy. BIG TIMES! That’s where we’re heading. Tomorrow, there’s going to be stories in the papers about what you did today. Your mind is already prepped for it!

But you don’t do anything. You fell asleep two hours ago after partying for six hours and swimming across the Pizza Hut parking lot. You’re going to sit in bed and watch some Spider-Man on TV, because he’s an amazing guy, you see.