SWTP News: Jan 1
This is SWTP News! We have footage that shows President Whatsisname kicking kittens. We can only assume that The President has invented a new sport, Kittenball. Only someone with great intelligence could invent such a game. We expect to get the rules in a few days.
As always, this is Siding With the President News. It was the only way we could afford this studio.