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Jelly Belly

“O.K. people, let’s go over this, the report isn’t good.”

“The taste test results are in for the new fruit pastry campaign. The company said it was supposed to be Windowsill Apple Pie. Now we have to sell them on a new flavor idea, they’re not reformulating. John, you’re up.”

“’Thank’s Jim, and you’re right, it doesn’t look good, but I’m sure this team will seal this deal, there’s a large account at stake folks! As you can see from the pie chart, the taste testing results are:

“27% Apricot
23% Cherry
21% Plum
18% Peach
11% Mango"

“Let me have ’em. Ideas! Both barrels! Brainstorm! Kathy, write ’em down!”

""""Rainbow Mash
Tropical Typhoon of Flavor
Mother Nature’s Pits
Proprietary Blend
Mouthful of Pulp
Five Fruits Eve Should’ve Eaten
Drupe Delight
Fruit Cart Accident
Secret Fruit Sauce
Pie Chart Explosion
Barrel Scrapings
Mystery Compote
Brad’s Pitts""""—

“That’s enough. We’re going to come back to this later. Tim, intern, right? What in the fuck is a drupe, sounds like a depressed testicle!”

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