“What’s up?” you ask. Not “How are you?”
Because that’s not what you want to know.
“What’s up?”
I got an A on my research project, work was insanely busy, my parents are being even more annoying… I’ve been falling for you since last May…
No, that’s not what you want to hear either.
Down to business, just hooking up. No strings attached.
We came to fuck.