Definitely the most convincing of the entries, though a bit of a cheat just running with a Shakespearian setting and overall tone for the piece. Aside from my bitterness at not having thought to do it that way, expertly crafted bit of Bard-like drama.

@THX: A couple of the challenge sentences uses language that seems out of place today so putting a Shakespearean tone on the piece seemed appropriate. I thought that this one might be tougher precisely because of that but wait until you see the next one.

As a Shakespeare fanatic, I wish to give this a standing ovation. I want to read the rest of this play and give it a live performance. I’d play the Doctor, naturally. Well done!