You’re a mess, too funny, and real. I don’t know if it needs a M rating or not, but it speaks well of human nature, so nothing wrong here on my end. Thanks for making your characters look and feel like real everyday humans too.

The imagery is great, and the diction is well-chosen. Really like the characterization, well done!

Ah, the awkwardness of life. There’s a good mix of the flowery and the real in the language. Nice one.