i am trying to
write a good haiku for you
but i think i’m failing

but maybe this time
the syllables will add up
and i’ll have enough words

oh no it’s still wrong
should i write about sunshine
nature and things like that

only one less beat
time to finish this haiku
i will never get it

i’m joking of course
i can write fantastically
see i’ve written it… NOT

i fooled you my friend
made you believe i’d succeed
…i don’t ever