Oh me oh my. It would be fun to fill in the blanks humorously and submit it as a sequel. It’s too late to get into now, but maybe tomorrow. The title is a sly innuendo (blushes, covers mouth, and giggles).
Yeah. This was actually a somewhat passive aggressive response to a few needlessly explicit erotic stories that were posted near the beginning of February. The use of this format was my attempt to point out the ridiculousness of said stories, so this ficly is not necessarily to be taken at face value. However, an explained satire is a failed satire, so…oh well, I suppose.
I think I got what you were going for because my first reaction was to want to fill in the blanks in a humorous way and not in a graphic sexual manner.
Cheesy80s 
memento 
Tad Winslow