Jesus Christ, where had that come from? Kowalski crawled slowly back to cover, grunting in pain. At least the guy who shot him was a terrible shot, although his legs still felt like they were on fire. CRACK. Well, he thought, Jamison could’ve been a little bit faster with his scope.

Keller was panicking now. He’d just watched Larry’s head explode like a burst melon. Shitshitshit, it was just him and Frankie left now. Was it just him or was the day getting darker? He looked up and screamed.

The blimp exploded, taking out everyone in the vicinity. That day was forever referred to as Blimp Thursday.