Oh why do you tease me so?

I have better things ta do ya know.

Better things than yelling at you

In fact, I have a lot to do.

Yet you still waste my time

Day after day you whine

And when I ask you say you’re fine,

But you keep stepping out of line.

I push your buttons, you do the same.

And I don’t know if you can be tamed

But don’t you see me going insane?

Don’t you see you’re causing me pain?

Oh computer,

please,

WORK WITH ME!