An ode to the yellow pajamas
As I stepped out of the movie house into the bright sunlight, my hand was stuck inside the bag of popcorn when I came to the realization the blinding aura emanated from my yellow pajamas.
It was then I knew I could save the world by radiating my natural and renewable energies through the sheer power of hugging a lovely woman. God parted the skies momentarily to bless the yellow pajamas for all eternity and everyone rejoiced and basked in the warmth and glory bestowed upon the yellow pajamas.