This is Hound News! We have found half of a playing card, The King of Hearts, in a hotel room in Washington, room 56#.
Written on the back of the card was this:
“I, Fredrick Whatsisname, solemnly swear to-”
We can only assume that Whatsisname has sworn to something that he doesn’t want us to know.
As always, this is Hound News.