TANJ! As a devotee of Robert Heinlein it is of great pleasure to see the phrase ‘There Ain’t No Justice’! I hope you had as much fun writing it as I did reading it. You may have been stifled by the character limit (I didn’t notice) but the words you chose are Steinbeck-ian, in that they all seem to chosen deliberately.

Such wisdom.

Hey, even if you don’t win the challenge, you can rest easy knowing your story was hilarious.

Great piece! Made me chuckle and that last line is just brilliant. Even if ‘Big D’ did remind me a little of Dudley in Harry Potter.