In my chair
Barely breathin’ air
Wantin’ to sit
Throwin’ a fit
Don’t mess wit’ me
Leave me be
Must de-stress
Hair all a mess
Chocolate moustache
Bloodshot to my eyelash’

Def’ not gettin’ my jump on
Because I got my slump on

Shoulders hump
Just a lump
Angry like a bird
Anybody say ‘word’?
I ain’t feelin’ it
Fate keeps dealin’ it
Feelin’ ho hum
Curlin’ over my tum
Spine ain’t in an S curve
Life is on my last nerve

Ain’t doin’ no krumpin’
My body is into slumpin’