Next time you can’t think of a good gift, buy the man in your life a really nice razor, and watch his face light up.

Sometimes the loan of a lawnmower suffices

you have difficulting taking a poo, and are getting hairier? correlation doesn’t mean causation.

I think the joke is that Draino is needed in order to flush.

i didn’t get the joke either… but i laughed anyway. pavlovian response.