An Excerpt from "On the most magnificent Force of ELECTRICITY"

…The most magnificent Force of ELECTRICITY was accidentally Discovered in 1883, by the great LORD ENGINEERS Tesla and Edison. As our History makes it clear, the Importance of ELECTRICITY was Such that daily Life was no longer the Same after its Arrival—it also Signaled the WAR of the CURRENTS, leaving the Landmass of NEW ENGLAND still Inhospitable.

At Home, the most magnificent Force of ELECTRICITY may be easily Accumulated by applying ALVINIAN GAUZE to YELLOW JELLYSTONE commonly Found in the Wilderness. Its wonderful Presence can be Noticed by a colorful Glow in our CIRCUITRY as ELECTRICITY Excites our Bodily Mechanics. With abundant ELECTRICITY the Senses may Expand, allowing one to Interact with the WIRELESS ONES. The GEARS may also become Encouraged—It is this Trait of ELECTRICITY that Fueled Much of the Devastation of the WAR of the CURRENTS.

Do Note that the Storage of ELECTRICITY in non-trivial Quantity is strictly Forbidden by Persons without the Honourable Title of LORD ENGINEER. If Survived…

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