Okay, that was a hoot, and I’m going to apologize in advance. My French is horrible; I know this. Man, if I thought my other stories didn’t get comments, this one is absolutely doomed! Who speaks French? Nobody, that’s who. Still, I enjoyed the mental exercise.

Be kind…you know, you one or two people capable of translating this drivel.

So the Grand Awesome Marshall displays his Frenchie-French skills at last! Too bad soy española (or, at least I try to be).

haha The aliens land in France? I’m not sure I got what the coughs mean, though…

I meant the coughs primarily as a break in the dialog, but there’s supposed to show he’s a bit beat up, maybe just barely hanging on after whatever travails were required to get to this point. Thanks for the comments, guys!

Sprechen Sie Deustch? Sprechen mir kleine. Sehr, sehr kleine.

Undt nicht so gut!!!!!!