I started this months ago, and can’t remember where I was going with it. I wonder what you geniuses can do with it!

At first glance, it seems to have only one direction, but it has many. I would probably go the humorous route, like The Council of Bro Ponies ala John Cleese. Or maybe The Council of Man Scouts, a non profit that sells carved soap outside mall and store entrances for A Cleaner America!