Be careful with that knife…

Don’t slice him! He’s just an oaf

This brings new meaning to the term: “I’ve had it up to here with you!” I love a story that expounds on an idiom. Well done.

Yes! Loved it! I totally get the water glass idea. Brilliant!

GAH! WHY CAN’T I PICK TWO WINNERS!

Nice one, bro. Is it just me or do you have a thing for the name “Jensen”? Well written, like a stream of consciousness.