Rather horrific twist on the song. I love it :)

(Oh, one nit: By “magical ores”, I think you mean “magical oars”)

I did indeed mean “oars” … my bad :)! And ya… the song was stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

Don’t know the song, but the vivid imagery here is villainous!

A hellish situation for poor Kesh, I would love to hear how he escapes the ship. Hopefully he doesn’t have to sit through Vogon poetry