In Which Yetis Eat My Face: The Stone Rockwell Prequel
“Stone Rockwell, you’ve done it again!” thought Stone Rockwell, ace explorer. He had discovered the ancient burial ground for the mythical Yeti, which he had proven to exist mere hours ago. “Damn I’m good.” he muttered to himself, shining a torch around the cave.
But that’s when he noticed that it wasn’t the burial cave at all.
This was the Face-Eating Cave.
“Son of a bi-”