My fave: ‘Hi. My name is Ryan Seacrest’.

Big lol & gigglesnort. You win funny of my day!

Ok this is totally not kosher, and I semi-apologize. I basically took the idea as a challenge to myself to see if I could use the six word novel idea towards a bunch of other challenges, and still nirvana the story. Success!

I kind of cheated on the Babel one. I’m only counting the letters and words, not the punctuation or the number 2 by itself. And I stole the idea from Trann.

Please feel free to rate and or comment on the whole thing or individually. I’m really hoping this doesn’t come off as pretentious, but you can tell me if it does.

you are the master! we are not worthy ;-)

Oh, I love your take on Babel. You are right that the challenge didn’t state that it must be a human language. Very good indeed. Other highlights are sci-fantasy and superhero. The love letter makes me cry.

As pyropunk says, we are not worthy.

First you tackle Poe, now this? JP you set the bar high.

I haven’t been commenting because I set up the challenge, but I have to say something here.

First of all, sadly, this entry won’t win because of the…you know, six word thing.

That said, the skill, originality, and insight in this piece needs rewarding.

Wow

Jape Prophets

Haha! I enjoyed the Ryan Seacrest one.

Thank you all for the kind words. Glad I could write something y’all enjoyed reading.

Awesome idea, and crazy challenge for yourself (glutton for punishment, or recognition?). Spectacularly executed.

Uh oh, it looks like eatPeople() is an undefined function. Anything could be happening there. Perhaps you meant for the x— to be called within the eatPeople function? Otherwise the eatPeople function is superfluous. :) Loved it.

Could someone please translate the Babel part? Thanks.

Ohhhhh…. Ixnay the translation.
Great story.
eat people… Tee Hee.

I’m always one to support a little bit of subversiveness here and there. Way to go outside the box but inside the box in an outside-the-box sort of way.

Holy crap. I hate you. I shall now defeat you in a duel and steal your idea powers.

dang you really are AWESOME. This really does rock.

This is great. And I don’t see why it shouldn’t win … or at least one them, anyway. My personal favorite is “Elevated,” because it’s such a dense little nugget of clever wordplay.

Contest or no, he’s clearly won respect. Mission accomplished.

Jape S. Prophet

Haha! The Off the Roof one made me lol. And I liked the poetry one. Simple, to the point, (six words), and it had a message. :D

Just awesome! And congrats on featuredom!

Most of this was not very original…

Unconventional for the win!
Although, nit-picky as I can occasionally be (and since it was my challenge), I must point out one tiny flaw: you only have five words for the “Touch of Madness” one. All you’d have to do is make “I’m” to “I am” and you’d be off the hook.

Top notch, JP!

@g2, holy cow. I can’t believe that went unnoticed for so long. Had to modify a few others to make that fit since it was exactly 1,024 characters long and needed to stay that way for the challenge to myself.

Very clever and well thought out.

(See, that comment was exactly six words, just like—oh wait, I ruined it. Oh crap.)

Hahaha, wow. I’m impressed, and you certainly are clever. Nice work!

Awesome! Thanks for using my challenges

whoaa this is AWESOME!!
just wow.