Alice ate apples all afternoon. She snacked on sliced Santigold’s till sundown, smiling at the spectacularly satisfying snap. Patricia packed plenty of pantries with pumpkin pies, perfecting her pie-preparing process. However, Harold had to have his heavenly honeydew.

Confused at the contrasting culinary choices of their comrades, these characters couldn’t come to a civil conclusion concerning comestibles.

Forgoing friendly forums, these few friends found a fun fix— food fight!