Speaking of people that I would happily make disappear forever- customer #1. Nice characterization of the kids and the dad. If I despise him (and I do) then you did a good job.

Hehe, yeah. Sad that this is an actual experience that a friend went through when she was a child. The last line is verbatim.

/rage vomit >:(

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Parents and family members can be the sickest, cruelest people sometimes.

So sad. But so good.