who knew keys to freedom came in boxes of haircolor?

I want to try jet-black sometime. If anyone could give me the courage to do so it’d be you. Oh, and grow a mustache to match. ha. Then rent a cop uniform, throw on some aviators and cruise the street swinging a billy club… stop by a dance club and request the village people.. do a little YMCA. You know, the usual.

I’m almost not even kidding.