“Jamieeeeee! C’mon, baby, you know I can’t live without you, right? I’m just trying to get back on my feet. Life’s been rough and I need you around. I can count on you, right? The bills keep stacking higher and Kendrick’s guys keep hanging around and breaking stuff. But they’ll respect me if you’re around. I didn’t ask Kendrick for help but he says I owe him, but I know he’ll listen to you. After all, you were best friends once. Yeah, it was a long time ago, and he says you stole me, but we both know that’s not true, right? I’ll always be yours. Right, Jamie?”

“You sound like you have some serious hang ups, so I reckon you won’t mind another one.”

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