There is no greater disappointment than that I felt the other day. You ready yourself, you got play, and then they take it all away. Your family all prepare to play Cluedo.

You rush upstairs, grab the box, whip off the cover. Miss Scarlet, Reverend Green and half the weapons are gone, with a number of cards. Oh, and the board. That was missing too. That was a… fun… afternoon.

Meh, all the better for surfing the internet.