Bouts-Rimés Part Un: The Sizzling Mistress

You know I love my bacon
I crave it’s greasy kiss
There’s nothin’ I’d rather be makin’
Which doesn’t settle with my miss
She’s threatened to be breakin’
If I don’t stop wit dis,
But without it I’d be shakin’,
It’d be life in an abyss.

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