Average Alice had some friends;
Not too many, not too few.

She also had a decent car;
Not too old, not too new.

She liked reading books;
Not too short, not too long.

And enjoyed coffee;
Not too weak, not too strong.

She liked music;
Not too quiet, not too loud.

She’d get tipsy;
Not too sober, not too plowed.

But she was alone;
Not too lonely… okay, maybe at night.

Until she met Normal Norman…
Not too wrong, not too right.