We were pinned down by Titz Dynamite, the sexiest serial killer in history. She whipped a grenade at our defenses (which made her tits bounce like crazy 8-)) but I snatched that pussy shit right out of the air and threw it back at her. It landed right in her mouth and she instinctively swallowed (wonder where she learned that lol) and her entire body blew up into a dozen peices. Her head landed in Joe Druggs’s lap and we all laughed like crazy.

Check it out, I said, Joe’s getting’ a piece!

Suddenly the Mayor (the father of my hot girlfriend) kicked the door down and ran in, stopping in the exact middle of the room. SIMULATION OVER the computer said (it had been a simulation before)

DAMN IT DOOMSTRIKER, he yelled at me. THIS IS A TEAM GOD DAMN IT. IT’S CALLED THE B.A.D.D SQUAD FOR A REASON!

Suddenly he was shot from behind, in the head. Behind him, holding a gun, was the real Titz Dynamite!!

I KILLED THE MAYOR AND KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFIREND! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

“We’re a bad enough squad!!!”