O.o!!!!!!!!

There should be a comma after the phrase, but hey.
Other than that I really enjoyed the story.
I like how a sober version of the character mocks his drunken self. Very enthralling.

> Oh yeah. I was beyond hammered. Like, borderline unconscious.

this line made me laugh out loud. for some reason.
Haha this story is really funny, and it’s very original in my opinion. I like the ending.