I’ve got a date with success
I’m already picking what to wear
I really, really want to impress her tonight
(I’m treating her to dinner you see)
I’m picking through my tuxedos and suits
I’ll pick my favourite one, I love it so
I’ll pick her up after work, drive her to town
I’ll be a gentleman as usual , treat her nice
I’ll make her fall in love with me
I’ll crawl my way into her heart and into her assets
I’ll marry her, carry her, but not care for her
I’ll slip the drug into her dad’s medication
I’ll collect the inheritance with tears a-flowing
I’ll wear the same suit to mourn his passing
I’ll wear the same suit to work once I take over the company
I’ll wear this same suit through our divorce suit
I’ll be successful.
because I’m just suited for success.