This is a civil service announcement for one thing
and one thing only
it is important, it is official
and by no means on earth are you meant to disobey.

you are to rock the fuck out

you are to rock the fuck out, because our birthrates are low
and our sex lives are boring
you are to rock out, because our lives are fifty shades of grey
you are to rock out, because people read such horrible literature

so, i repeat, this is a civil service announcement for one thing
and one thing only
it is for all of you
to rock out

to rock out like you were given the the last tictac in the box
rock out like you’re alone with your headphones
rock out like there ain’t nothing scary in the dark
rock out like all the books are on fire, and you can only extinguish them by dancing
rock out like you just turned eighteen

rock out like he promised you he would stop cutting
rock out like he gave you his penknife for safekeeping
rock out like there isn’t anything in the world more beautiful than right now