Oh man, I love how this works even better when put with the rest of the house /and/ the comments on the house page. Water shortage may be a problem with the house, you’re right, or perhaps you just haven’t found the boiler room yet…

If it hasn’t been found, it has to be written into existence! Quite personally, I think we will discover the boiler has been hijacked for use as a hot tub by leprechauns wooing mermaids playing hooky from the volume on the second bookcase to the right and straight on until morning in the House Library.